Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Alec Shelbrooke

Alec Shelbrooke, the well-upholstered Tory member for Elmet and Rothwell, must rue a flabby
spending-cut metaphor about Labour feeding everybody chocolate and burgers for 13 years so we're
all 35 stone and need to lose 20 each Coach Sunglasses . There's not many Shelbrookes to the tonne. The poor chap
has been forced to protest that he's on a diet, shedding pounds of his own before tying the knot.
Constituents are demanding. A new MP told of how a couple secured a full holiday refund after
claiming their break abroad was a nightmare Dolce & Gabbana Sunglasses. The pair were delighted. As was the member - two
votes in the bag. The hubby recently returned to the surgery. They had been on a second holiday
and, would she believe it, another disaster, so a second refund, please. Swallow it she didn't.
The result: two potential votes lost. In a marginal to boot Armani Sunglasses . MPs require not just the patience of
Job but the morals of Del Boy.

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